Bernard Valcourt

To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.
Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.
by Doc Deadly June 6, 2015
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John Bernard

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa
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Mr Bernard

A nice, friendly , intelligent guy with huge amounts of knowledge of English. He have many friends, loves Egypt and is going to be an astronaut by his fortune teller.
Mr Bernard is cool and loves space and astronomy
by Infiniscope June 1, 2021
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Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.
I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!
by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010
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St. Bernard

A company that sells the St. Bernard iPrism software to schools and companies. This iPrism software is the main reason why you can't go on the fun web sites like games if you are at work or at school. Sometimes that iPrism software blocks web sites that shouldn't even been blocked in the first place. View and hated by many as schools and companies way of censoring the web.
(Insert name of school) High School's St. Bernard iPrism software just blocked urbandictionary.com today because of (profanity, entertainment).
by Silent Greg April 30, 2004
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Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.
Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard
by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011
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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
by Nardddy November 17, 2019
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