In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
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Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
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an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...
by J. Michael Reiter July 22, 2003
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Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!
Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
by Mattlex March 24, 2009
Get the Bench-Wench mug.Counting from 10 to 0 and then taking a massive shit on a public bench while screaming "BOMBS AWAY!!!"
"Did you just see Jose over there? He just did a massive bench bomb next to that old lady lol."
"...Dude that's your Grandma"
"...Dude that's your Grandma"
by The Beast of the NorthEast February 5, 2012
Get the Bench Bomb mug.Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.
by Stitches February 6, 2015
Get the Bench Sniffer mug.When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.
by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017
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