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Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
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Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013
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Bench Press

an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...
by J. Michael Reiter July 22, 2003
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Bench-Wench

A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.
Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!

Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
by Mattlex March 24, 2009
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Bench Bomb

Counting from 10 to 0 and then taking a massive shit on a public bench while screaming "BOMBS AWAY!!!"
"Did you just see Jose over there? He just did a massive bench bomb next to that old lady lol."

"...Dude that's your Grandma"
by The Beast of the NorthEast February 5, 2012
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Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.
by Stitches February 6, 2015
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bench titties

When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.
Look at that guy run with those bench titties
by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017
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