bedtime bust

A wet dream.

Dude I had a Bedtime Bust Last night, hella gross

by SirGoof May 19, 2017

bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024

Bedtime Loving

A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping

“Babe let’s get bedtime loving”

by Dums January 31, 2024

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017