adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Bedtime

A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.

Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.

What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.

Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come do bedtime
Person 2: Yeah i’ve been having a rough time.. that’d be nice.

by p1ef4ce November 9, 2024

bedtime bust

A wet dream.

Dude I had a Bedtime Bust Last night, hella gross

by SirGoof May 19, 2017

Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man

Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you

by Xwarm May 6, 2018

bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011