River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
by SrShiny August 06, 2020
aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.
by River October 22, 2004
A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
by Isabel655 November 07, 2016
by Cale Halley October 30, 2003
River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.
by Guavas November 13, 2016
Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
by urartdad October 08, 2019