Mix a Batch

Canadian slang for masturbating when you have nothing better to do.

Also used in the Canadian Television Show Letter Kenny.

Where is ol' Tim going?

Oh don't worry about it bud he is going to mix a batch.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Batchy

To be made in low quantities with fine attention to detail, flavor, and source of ingredients and/or materials. Presumably, batchy things are high-quality, premium and expensive. Frequently, batchy things are handmade or homemade.

"Check out the hand-written number label on this batchy bottle of bourbon I just picked up from the fancy liquor store! It was aged in sherry casks!" "I'm wearing this beautiful, batchy lavender/thyme perfume that I got at the farmers market. Look at the cute, hand-blown, glass bottle and the label made of vintage Sicilian postage stamps!"

by jreedmiller October 18, 2011

snap a batch

To masturbate quickly, in a hurry.

I am going to snap a batch after going to the strip club.

by Burnsitito January 2, 2009

Batch

1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.

1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!

by the dude September 4, 2003

Bautch

Someone who is a bitch, but not a total bitch; a likeable bitch.

-You know Rigo?

-Yah, I love that guy
-Yah, me to too he’s totally a bautch.

by XxCH4RG3RxX1 January 25, 2019

Rippin Batches

Masturbating, jerking off, spanking it

Every chance I get, I'm rippin batches.

by Dick Hillside September 17, 2010

little batches

The women who run the baddest cafe bakery around. When ever you want a tasty treat, you know you have to hit up little batches. They never disappoint m.

Little Batches is my favorite cafe bakery.

I’m craving Little Batches

by anonymous November 23, 2021