Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth

Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009

bathing ape

A shoe company, also known as BAPE, based in Japan. They specialize in hip-hop and urban stylings.

I got me some bathing apes.

by Pastor T-Love January 4, 2009

batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

Babeing

A girl who is acting and looking like a babe.

Wow, look at Sophia, she be babeing.

by Zagam August 7, 2011

Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

Batwing 69

When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.

“Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”

by Mevestanning February 27, 2020

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010