Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

Bastion Main

Bastion Mains are basically 400-pound overwatch players who don't have an ounce of skill and just said, "you know what? Fuck my dignity!" and became a bastion main. Bastion mains are disliked for ruining the game overwatch, and are well known for their lack of social skills.

When my friend told me he was a bastion main, it explained a whole lot

by Briskly September 16, 2016

basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.

Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"

by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006

Bastion Main

A person who has lost all respect for themselves and their teammates, especially on attack, go a character in Overwatch named Bastion. They are the Play of the Game stealers and have no respect for the people who are actually doing something on their team, and half the time the Bastion Main is the reason they lose.

Dude I'm a Bastion Main.

by offndawoods88 February 16, 2017

Bastion

Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed

A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.

by YoMommaFarted November 8, 2018

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009