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Basketball

Yes, this is a definition for the game of basketball, and not an individual player. But no basketball conversation can last 20 minutes without this man's name being brought up. This man's accomplishments are only overshadowed by the way he shaped the game of basketball and American culture. If you need the actual definition, just scroll down.
by Tempo421 January 19, 2009
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BasketBalls

1. A game in which 3 stoners smoke a bowl, sit on the yellow lines around a basketball goal in a triangular formation. The object of the game is to get the ball without moving from your seat. If the ball is coming towards you, You must grab the ball without leaving your seated position, if you exit the position 1 point is deducted from your score. Everytime you make a goal 1 point is added to your score. You play until one of the players reaches the score 25. Usually you bet bowls on the game. Great Fun, Minimal effort. Quite possibly the best game ever.
Chase:Basketballs, winner receives a bowl from the losers.
SS: Basketballs.
by CallMePeterGriffen December 6, 2009
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Basketball

A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.
Basketball? naw daw I'd rather play soccer.
by Zee Dogg July 3, 2007
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Basketball

The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.
Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
by ShadyBaller604 September 6, 2009
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Basketball

Where black people can Shoot, Steal, and Run.
"There's a robbery." It's just a Black person playing basketball
by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019
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Basketball

A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
by Basketball star July 4, 2010
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