base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012

Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.

The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.

by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014

basement cat

the dark and menacing opposite of ceiling cat... basement cat lives in the basement, while ceiling cat pops out of a hole in the ceiling

good solz go to ceiling cat... bad solz go to basement cat

by Romulus007 May 2, 2008

Baseball Dad

Middle-classed men who usually drive pickup trucks, ban their kids from watching showing with swearing in it or anything PG-13, ground their kids all the time or take away their electronics frequently, and attend sporting events such as football, or baseball (hence the name) and making them chop wood in the morning.

Watch out! The baseball dads are taking up the parking lot about to fight!

by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021

kids in my basement

kids that are trapped in the cellar. so they could get some juicy popsicles

pepe: You fucking pedophile! How many kids do you have in your basement?! Huh, HUH?!

herbert: i have 46 kids in my basement

by Im gonna coooom.com March 21, 2021

emq basement

A parking garage of the Emquartier mall in bangkok where international school kids go to smoke up, fight, vape, and do random stupid shit all day

Ganj head 1 "Yo bro u going to emq basement today?"

Ganj head 2"Yeah for sure."

by bkkshit October 28, 2021

The kids in my basement

When there are children in your basement.

"No officer, Those aren't The kids in my basement, its cats."

by UiduuUB January 27, 2021