A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.
by nojewar January 21, 2005
Get the chi chi arso banditomug. When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.
by Schneefchief November 16, 2019
Get the Frito bandito Mexican avalanchemug. Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
by Dicki007 June 24, 2021
Get the Lando Banditomug. A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditomug. Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.
Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*
Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*
by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020
Get the Brown Banditomug. by SCM thug June 18, 2007
Get the Bano Banditomug. Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
Get the Poop Banditomug.