Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

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group me baiter

A person who incites riots on group texts, but pretends to be each persons friend in private.

He made a comment on the text that got everyone riled up, the dick is a group me baiter!

by itsayight January 29, 2015

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viral baiter

A person recording a video in the hopes of posting it online - and it going viral. Whatever is being recorded is altogether unexceptional - it is the one recording that will act as a catalyst to the extraordinary happening. That very content will range from innocent amusing content, to the malicious intent of incriminating whoever is being filmed; often caught in the heat of the moment - acting in ways they normally wouldn't. The viral baiter will more-often-than-not "bait" by antagonizing, mocking, or ridiculing the subject - all in the hopes to provoke a response. The viral baiter is motivated by views and "likes", and that can run mutually with social justice - to expose imperfection as they see it.

"I know what you're trying to do viral baiter. I'm not falling for your viral bait. Go viral baiting elsewhere!"

by HoneyMac April 26, 2021

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