Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
by It's Coach Frank May 03, 2011
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Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
by eeeeeewwwww April 30, 2011
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Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.
by Skitster August 13, 2003
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Badgers

sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone
i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food
by Dijital May 22, 2004
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Badger

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
by B@tty December 24, 2008
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Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.
Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.
by ODPSuave28 June 01, 2011
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Badger

(verb)
To flip someone off, also known as "the bird" or "the middle finger". Badger is the act of flipping someone off, in place of "I stuck up my middle finger" or "I gave him the bird", the verb "badger" is used.

Used to imitate the angry temperament of the animal of the same name.
"I got badgered on the highway when I accidentally cut this guy off- totally uncalled for!"

"Who's bugging you? Just badger him next time- that'll shut him up."
by Kellzisalie December 14, 2008
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