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F.O.B.D. was the 1st title of the song
Until It Sleeps is the chosen name
F.O.B.D. was the 1st title of the song
Until It Sleeps is the chosen name
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Get the F.O.B.D. mug.A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
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Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy: "If guns weren't in stores, no one would buy them".
Person with a brain: "Y.A.O.D.B.! When has crystal meth been sold in stores???"
Person with a brain: "Y.A.O.D.B.! When has crystal meth been sold in stores???"
by lawful gun owner June 25, 2017
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Get the S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D. mug.To be royally screwed over; just when you think a very bad situation cannot get any worse - it does; a conclusion to a bad situation where the second and third order effects include loss of pride and manhood, etc.; a situation where one gets completely fucked over and all you can do is laugh and mutter under your breath, "FML" or something equivalent to that degree.
Word origin: coined after a man who has very bad luck
Word origin: coined after a man who has very bad luck
Example 1:
Jeff: So, I just got back from a deployment, and my wife left me.
John: That's terrible.
Jeff: Yeah, I know. She became a lesbian and left me for another woman. She also cheated on me with other women while I was deployed.
John: Dude, you got O-B'd!!!
Example 2:
Jeff: All the money in my bank account is gone!
Chad: Dude, that sucks.
Jeff: On top of that, I think someone stole my identity and opened up a few credit card accounts!
Chad: O-B'd again, Jeff.
Example 3:
Jeff: My parents just bought me a piano for my birthday. It was pretty cool at first.
Celest: Wow, that's thoughtful.
Jeff: Yes, but when I checked my bank account, there was a couple thousand dollars missing. Then I realized parents used my money to get me that piano!
Celest: You got O-B'd!
Jeff: So, I just got back from a deployment, and my wife left me.
John: That's terrible.
Jeff: Yeah, I know. She became a lesbian and left me for another woman. She also cheated on me with other women while I was deployed.
John: Dude, you got O-B'd!!!
Example 2:
Jeff: All the money in my bank account is gone!
Chad: Dude, that sucks.
Jeff: On top of that, I think someone stole my identity and opened up a few credit card accounts!
Chad: O-B'd again, Jeff.
Example 3:
Jeff: My parents just bought me a piano for my birthday. It was pretty cool at first.
Celest: Wow, that's thoughtful.
Jeff: Yes, but when I checked my bank account, there was a couple thousand dollars missing. Then I realized parents used my money to get me that piano!
Celest: You got O-B'd!
by Jenkem410 August 20, 2010
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