c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

B's can't be C's

Beggars can't be Choosers

That's all you have? Well, I'm out of money and B's can't be C's, so I'll take it.

by SunzRa August 7, 2005

A^2+B^2=C^2

The Pythagorean Theorem

The only thing you will remember after high school.

"what did you learn in highs chool"

*me* "um... uh... A^2+B^2=C^2"

by honudave04 November 2, 2021

O. C. B.

Obvious cock bulge

Look at the O. C. B. on that guy.

by Bob with 2 ohs February 24, 2015

C B S

Cock Block Syndrome IE: CBS

Johnny definetely has C B S, he has cock blocked me 42 times in the past 4 months.

by Fredrique June 30, 2006

C&B Torture

The process of when a man undergoes extreme pain upon his cock and balls; usually includes squeezing, jerking uncomfortably fast, and punching

C&B torture made it so that he can't have kids.

by faalam January 31, 2022

C B S

College Bull Shit -or- Canadian broadcast system

teacher is just feeding you some C B S.
canadians run XXX movies all nite on C B S.
check C B S (crack dude) Columbian Brown Salesman..
Girl has C B S ! (Crab Butt Shit) man don't do it.
Navy guy is C B S ! ( Crazy Bastard Seaman )

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006