Colorado Avalanche

The best hockey team that was created from the expansion of the Quebec Nordiques to Denver Colorado.
The best hockey team that has won two stanley cups in 1996 and 2001.

The Colorado Avalanche features the best hockey player in the NHL, Joe Sakic!

The Detroit Redwings suffered an utter defeat from the Colorado Avalanche.

by byron sakic July 31, 2005

AParanoia

The general panicy feeling felt by students taking AP classes in high school.

Amy: Jen, where's my psych book?? WHERE'S MY PSYCH BOOK??!!
Jen: Calm down; apparently those therapy sessions didn't help, you still have AParanoia.

by Sid Barrett October 30, 2008

snowflake avalanche

This is a large rally by naive activists.

The March on the Capitol was a snowflake avalanche!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Aspen Avalanche

When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.

Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.

by tacotyme January 12, 2010

avalanche

When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... \"AVALANCHE\"

Fat Joe avalanched that bitch last night!!

by whoknows65 April 26, 2005

buss down rollie avalance

is a phrase kai cenat uses all the time from a AMP chypher

duke dennis: sing that shit
Kai;buss down rollie avalance yea my ole bitch average

by double 0 up the sco March 2, 2022

Scandinavian Avalanche

After a guy cums in a girl, she quickly stands over him and lets the cum flow out allover him.

After Dick came into Jane, she stood over his face and treated him to a Scandinavian Avalanche.

by brooklyn_kielbasa May 14, 2009