auntie j's

when you are making mad pancakes!

" get them auntie j's goin' d-money!!! i'm hungry over here! wait, let's do a bucket first! "

by Mon&D May 26, 2008

@auntienihachu

Auntienihachu is a good editor that only has 23 followers recently!! Why don’t you go support him a little:D

Fan: Hey have you heard of @auntienihachu on TikTok???

Person: No why??

Fan: He is an amazing editor that has 23 fllws right now. Also he is Non-Binary and Bi!!

Person: I’ll check their account later on today!!

Fan:Ty!<3

Person:Np<3

by sleepy._karl June 7, 2021

up the auntie

Refers to where a child pits one adult-relative against another in an attempt to get what he wants. A clever way for the child to avoid resorting to temper-tantrums, but equally invalid and shamelessly manipulative.

If my mom won't let me have a certain toy or candy at the store, I just "up the auntie" by reminding her how her child-pampering sister always buys me stuff I want when I'm out shopping with her.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Sucks to your Auntie

Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'

Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

by Lovemesomechicken October 27, 2009

auntie

An adult female who is involved to some extent in an African American child's life; can be mother's sister but is not necessarily so.

Momma said to go to Auntie LaJuana's house after school.

by dorothy December 31, 2004

Auntie Helen

The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.

Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?

Bob: Did I see what?

Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!

Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?

ex 2.

Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.

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by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010

bag of broken antlers

The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.

1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!

2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010