aunternal

of, relating to, belonging to, or characteristic of an aunt; inherited or derived from an aunt.

Her aunternal instincts kicked in as she cuddled her newborn niece.

by chickiechickie January 2, 2009

Anteater

A form of oral sex in which the man attempts to insert his tongue as far into her as possible and licks in an 'in-out' motion.

Jean Simmons' wife frequently requests him to Anteater

by DistractionFox May 21, 2013

antony the anteater

A pet anteater featured on a show on animal planet called "Pet star". His claim to fame is that he attempted to climb a ladder to reach the baby food at the top of it. Unfortunately his time in the spot light was cut short, when he made it to the top of the ladder, passing up the food. When I think of someone who has failed to complete a task I would call them an antony the anteater.

"You are an antony the anteater!"
(You are a loser!)
antony the anteater=failure

"You won't ride that roller coaster your an antony the anteater!"
antony the anteater=coward

by Amanda Isaac April 30, 2006

Inverted Anteater

The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side.

"Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me an inverted anteater"

by William Saggat April 2, 2008

Auntelope

Older woman being 'culled from the herd' and chased by younger men. Opposite of cougar.

"I must be an auntelope, this 25 year old won't leave me alone."

by chigirl May 18, 2008

Auntecdote

The long stories your aunt tells. This includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn't enough time on one message, or serial text messages.

An auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time.

Though sometimes long and drawn out, these stories are the stories you will continue to laugh at, and tell other people.

Me: Did you hear her latest auntecdote?

You: NO! What did she say this time?

Me: Apparently, her car broke down and was rescued by her high school sweetheart. Too bad it took us two days to hear the whole story.

by mandersplatwood March 1, 2011

Anteatzilla

The monstrosity created when a uncircumcised penis and a sidewinder meet. Usually formed through the radiation given of by one's pure unattractiveness.

"Holy Shit! Alan has an Anteatzilla!" Andy screamed while running in terror

by Penetration.Station August 21, 2016