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Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics
Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
by Sarge November 10, 2003
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athalia

the most pwnful cookie in the sea of cookies :D she is so baked and crispy that you cant resist her tongue-tingling greatness. yum.
ill sleep well tonight knowing that ill be getting some athalia tomorrow, man.
by the biznatch January 27, 2007
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Athalia

Athalia is a very chaotic girl, she really likes memes and being the most annoying person in world. She has not many friends, but if she does, she will be attached to them. She has red brown-sih hair and light chocolate skin, she wears glasses and is not afraid to take it off in public. She wears a T-shirt and long pants, usually a shirt over the T-shirt cause she really likes dressing masculine. She wears a watch and never takes it off. She has a friend name kathlyn , kiroki, and nada
Person 1: hey, have you seen that new kid?
Person 2: yeah her name is Athalia
Person 1: oh.
by Elvan Wilson October 3, 2019
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Athelas

NOUN. A plant valued for its intensive healing properties, especially when combined with such unstoppable forces as Elvish healers and future Kings of Gondor.

Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.
King of Gondor: "Do you know the plant Athelas?"
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."
by the one in the back October 4, 2009
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Athazagoraphobia

Athazagoraphobia is the fear of being forgotten or ignored
"I have Athazagoraphobia"
by ExtremlySivan July 11, 2016
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athanasius contra mundum

An old latin phrase, literally translated as "Athanasius against the world". Athanasius of Alexandria (not to be confused with Athanasius Kircher) was a Christian Bishop in the 4th Century who defended Christianity, often supposed as using techniques compared to the modern mafia, against the 'threat' of Arianism.

The phrase, "Athanasius contra mundum" can then be taken as an expression of the need to defend one's ideas, no matter the cost.
I don't want to be Athanasius contra mundum here, but something has to be done about our corrupt local government.
by AthanasiusHimself November 12, 2006
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Athal

Someone incredibly stupid with no fucking sense of humour and a small penis. Also a lady repellent and doesn't know how to talk properly.
"Look at Athal, he is so fucking dumb"
by Jesuslovesyoubitach April 21, 2020
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