fuck the recession

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.

1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

by mc tee June 10, 2009

urban recession

the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.

"Stanky Leg" is Word of the Day? My God, it's an urban recession!

by Charles M. February 22, 2009

Recession Obsession

The constant, incessant, obsession with the crappy economy to the extent that no one can function or think of anything else.

Bob: I can't focus because the recession is taking over my thoughts.

Steve: Dude, you have Recession Obsession.

by wyochick March 31, 2009

Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

by The Man from Earth April 02, 2009

recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 24, 2009

Recess Monkey

A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.

Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake

by Nikolai bukake September 16, 2010

Recession Teasession

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

by Fearnyfearn January 01, 2010