Asster Taste

Asster taste is an after taste which tastes like ass.

Dude, don’t ever get the chicken parm from Barney’s. Their marinara has this nasty asster taste.

by asster taste February 11, 2023

Asster

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018