Assie

Assie is a tool used to pull shit out of animals, and humans
It is a very disturbing tool... Hehe

Bryan's dog uses Assie when he has a stomach disease.

by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 1, 2022

assi-geil

A german term used to describe an object, situation, or event that is so incredibly great and exciting that it causes the person experiencing it to disregard all societal norms and conventions. This experience is so intense and overwhelming that it overrides usual behavioral rules and provokes an uninhibited, euphoric reaction. "Assi-Geil" is often associated with a sense of freedom and rebellious pleasure that transcends the boundaries of the everyday.

Das Essen war so assi-geil, dass ich eine Regierung stürzen würde, um es erneut zu essen.

by Lecrozes July 3, 2024

Assy

The word Assy is a word on describing a very mean and bad personality or an object thats bad on its own purpose. Like example, a 1$ cooking pan that breaks the moment you cook on it, meaning its Assy

"The way my friend talks to me is very assy"
"The 15$ wooden desk broke after 1 month, its so assy"

by 3xmhm May 7, 2022

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

assy

adj

to act like an ass/ to be rude to your girlfried (even if she deserves it)

The boy was being assy when he sent out a chain message about how fat his grilfriend was.

by ilovemaria June 21, 2009

assy

horrible/shitty job

you did an assy job, man.

by hotheadedbab April 23, 2021

Assy

Assy, meaning a person with Aspergers

That girl Kate is a bloody assy

by Mcbitchface February 7, 2019