Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.

Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.

by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 25, 2023

inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 24, 2023

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 26, 2023