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Yesterday I asked you

The best show on the internet that use only submissions from JackFilm's audience
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him
"Yesterday I asked you a very odd question, what are some alternative pronunciation for the name Benedict Cumberbatch"
by Liberty of the playa February 3, 2020
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Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022
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I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
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Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR
1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked
Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023
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did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...
Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
by Makayu February 7, 2022
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Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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