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Arkansas Rack Attack

When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
by BigOlFart November 9, 2017
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Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.
by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009
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Akkarin

A man of power, a man of influence and a man of over whelming vision.
Akkarin is the obvious choice for President.
by karok March 1, 2008
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arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.
by Blueballs22 July 12, 2018
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arkadyuti

Some one who cherishes you .

Some one who'll be there for you .
Some one you can let your guard down in front of.
Some one you'll cherish for the rest of your life .
Someone you'll love and experience love with .
Someone who is everything and nothing.
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To you , you're my mur des merveilles , buttercup.
Arkadyuti is my mur des merveilles.
by Kutkut_ February 8, 2019
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Aikka

A homeless Finnish man who lives on the train tracks.
Person1: Ay bruh do you see that dude?
Person2: Yeah man, he's an Aikka, stay away from him, I heard this dude is a child molester.
by rideF September 5, 2019
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arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.
Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!
by microaperture December 29, 2010
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