Arkansas Abortion

To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"

Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?

by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017

Arkansas martini

Beer and green olives

Give me an Arkansas Martini, please.

by dB Kooper December 3, 2022

arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.

Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!

by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022

Arkansas Special

When a person (male or female) has no teeth and only gums and gives somebody a blow job for money

This toothless bitch just gave me the best Arkansas Special

by HeyitsRK17 October 5, 2015

Arkansas pipeline

When you shit in a condom, then proceed to fuck your sister with it

I was getting ready for work, then my sister asked for an Arkansas pipeline

by Diyelegi1515 April 26, 2017

Arkansas shiner

When a man decides to have a sip of whiskey and keeping it in his mouth and then give oral sex to a female.

Hey man my wife enjoyed so much the Arkansas shiner I gave her before to sleep.

by blackmambou October 5, 2017

Arkansas Airbrush

Noun
ahr-kuh n-saw air-bruhsh

When someone (man or woman) is receiving oral pleasure and passes gas in the face of the person giving them said oral pleasure.

Guy 1: So, what happened with you and Jill last night?
Guy 2: She was blowing me and I gave her an Arkansas Airbrush by accident. She was cool with it though and finished me off anyway.

by geesmith May 31, 2015