Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon

simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"

by butterbabies January 2, 2022

your application for hire

hey matt rose fans

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

Foot Application

Foot Application: The precursor to the revered foot job. The act of sending applications (i.e, photographs or other standardized workplace media) for the position of foot job.

You know damn well before I get that fj I need the damn bitch to send me that MLA formatted foot application with all references listed in alphabetical order, all typed in Times New Roman.

by Da_Monti_Truth June 25, 2025

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025

Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.

me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*

by Yprcn December 7, 2025