ANTLER DANCE

When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!

Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!

by Prizzin gard December 3, 2017

antlered up

Horny.

Wow, she's really antlered up after watching that movie.

by wordnerd71276 November 27, 2010

Antler Lover

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex. Another word for homosexual

"I went to a moxual club and met several antler lovers who I didn't like"

by agrofrog August 14, 2003

Antlers

a common sign someone or something is transgender

Joel has antlers, is he trans?

by KLunaP December 4, 2023

antlers

antlers (ant-tuh-lards) is a feral femboy in need of snuggle wuggles and hardcore gay sex with his dad (he doesnt have one) he also strokes his non-excistant dick everyday, he also cums on his sister, roomy, mayo, bronilo, and his cat

Antlers is a femboy-mayo

by ANTLERLOVER6969 March 19, 2023

dog with antlers

A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.

Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”

by Böshi November 21, 2019

antler kisses

When you rapidly rub your ear on someone’s cheek or other places

Dude! My girlfriend gives the dopest antler kisses!

by GangnamZtyle September 25, 2018