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Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.
Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.
by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022
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Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.
by Colombianantique March 17, 2024
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very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.
by adabrady June 5, 2013
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