Angry Scotsman 

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

angry lawnmower 

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

angry lawnmower by shifty February 6, 2004

Angry Ewok 

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

Angry Ewok by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

angry raccoon 

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

angry raccoon by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008

angry raise 

When, playing poker, someone raises unnecessarily high, inadvertently pissing everyone off rather than striking fear or enticing anyone to play. Therefore no-one calls and the round is cut short, wasting everybody's time.

"I raise 20"......"Call"......"Call"......"I raise 500!!"......"Wtf man! Bloody angry raise!"

angry raise by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

Angry Turkey 

After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.

"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"

Angry Turkey by JimmyDick September 25, 2011

Angry Russian 

Something you REALLY don't want to be near

'There's an angry Russian over there. For God's sake don't give him an AK-47'

Angry Russian by Thecodytree May 3, 2021