Amish Back Door

Having butt sex during a power outage.

Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?

by AmishLord June 9, 2017

amish sweep

When you have a ton of shit to clean up after a party (usually beer cans/bottles), and you work your ass off to clean it up and are amish while doing so.

Jimmy: "Damn this place is a mess, I'm going to have to do an amish sweep in the morning."

by FULL_SENDER_69 October 30, 2017

Amishka

A wonderful person, very beautiful and sweet. Are passionate and romantic. They have really nice personalities, can be vicious and rude, but always tend to be nice. Are very loving. Deserve to be loved by the best.

All in all, a very very wonderful person, a sweet soul, a truly beautiful person.

You are blessed beyond measure.

blessed

The Ferrari was like the amishka

by ThatLovinglySexyGuy November 5, 2018

Amish Mud Hat

When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.

Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.

by Stratratt December 29, 2008

Amish Jelly

1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.

2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.

Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?

Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!

Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!

by wildsully September 23, 2010

AANISHKA

8 letters, 1 word for someone who is hot, she's in your class, you are her friend, maybe a close one. She's cute, naive , intelligent, thicc. When she talks to some guy you get jealous cuz u insecure af. You feel insecure even if a male mosquito bites her. But you never tell her how you feel. Cuz you don't wanna ruin your friendship with her.

And she has a strong will.

And oh she turns from aanishka to a flirty girl {a(bishh)ka} very fastly.

Well you know she's the aanishka I wanted..But she's the aanishka I don't deserve

by Moistkite 11 December 11, 2019

Amish Paradise

AS I WORK IN THE VALLEY

HARVESTING MY GRAIN
I LOOK AT MY WIFE
AND REALIZE--
yeah, no

IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE!

by [Username Not Found] December 16, 2019