Alan 

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

Alan by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alan 

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

Alan by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019

Alan 

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough

Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him

Alan by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016

Alan 

Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth

Alan is my favorite teacher

Alan by mellowhitefellow April 17, 2017

Alan 

A hot guy with a big dick

I wish I could fuck Alan

Alan by Trinh November 14, 2021

Alan 

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3

Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very

Alan by Arianasboo November 20, 2021

Alan 

Not to get political or anything but alan is a man who is gay, a man who loves peen in his cheeks, a man capable of sticking 4 dildos and anal beads up his booty hole. Don’t mess with this man

Alan loves men

Alan by UrFavoriteMexican December 4, 2021