Alan

the most adorible thing ever. too cute for words, if you cant explain how cute something is you call it an alan. if you get called an alan you are amazing and cute. sometimes mispelled by alyn or alyen or allen or alen.

look at that alan.
that cat is so alan.

by limba smith March 1, 2011

Alan

The best guy you will ever meet... He is charming.. Romantic.. Caring.. You will instantly fall inlove with him. Alan will always have the most amazing voice that gives you more and more goosebumps with every word he utters... If you are with an Alan, you are the luckiest girl in the world!!! He will treat you like a queen.

I want a real man like Alan
His voice gave me butterflies
Sav is so lucky to have him!!!

by . X_L@ux_X. November 17, 2018

Alan

An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.

"seen Alan lately? I really want him."

"no but I want him as well."

"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"

by AW11/Wootowoodo October 14, 2015

Alan

Dublinese slang meaning -`A little angry nutter`- A Person who lives only to put sniff up his nose

That waster was out on the coke again last night the little Alan

by Geramo September 19, 2016

alaned

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

by grod June 15, 2007

Alan

A sweetheart who is generous and kind. He is a hard worker who volunteers. He’s shy, got a dad bod, and a dirty mind. He is good to his family and friends. He loves football, wine, and progressive rock.

Wow, you’re so lucky! You’ve found yourself a real Alan!

by Ker1980 August 20, 2021

Alan

An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.

"seen Alan lately? I really want him."

"no but I want him as well."

"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"

by AW11/Wootowoodo October 14, 2015