Anti-Nolitionary Advocates 

are advocates who advocate against foisting one to make a choice or decision against their will

Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.

After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.

Anti-Nolitionary Advocates by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020

Avocado sandwich advocate 

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

Avocado sandwich advocate by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Schrödinger's Advocate 

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"

P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."

Schrödinger's Advocate by Wuggldy June 13, 2024

Hater’s Advocate

You’re not hating on your behalf, you’re hating just in case.

“Bro I’m really good at this.”

“Yeahhhhh but there could be somebody better than you are!”

“Bro why are you hating?”

“I’m not hating I’m playing Devil's Advocate.”

“No you’re playing Hater’s Advocate!”

Hater’s Advocate by PaganBro May 25, 2025

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself 

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.

A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself by Hym Iam January 27, 2024