AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis

“ This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “

by Topped Brent February 6, 2021

acution

Pronunciation: /əˈkjuʃən/
Definition:
1. The quality of acuity or acuteness.
2. The state of having an acuity or point.
3. The attribute of precision or exactness.
4. The characteristic of intense acuity.

Significance:
• It defines sharpness.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of acute implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpness".
Singular noun: acution
Plural noun: acutions
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing

Examples:
• "Scalpels require high acution for surgery."
• "Coulters are tested for acution before vending
• "Arrowheads are designed with optimal acution."
• "Shaving razors advertise superior acution."
• "Serrated razors fail acution over time."

by Dmitrio October 6, 2025

acute angle

someone who is not always right but with an obtuse person adds up to 180 degrees

You tried, at least, you're an acute angle ❤️

by obtuse231192 September 10, 2025

Acution

the systematic method of narrowing a topic by removing a small chunk at a time.

The detective is using acution to find out who the murderer is.

by Dr. William Wherd May 12, 2025

acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.

I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025

acute

Pronunciation: /əˈkju t/
Definition:
1. Possessing acuity or keenness.
2. Characterized by an acute point or edge.
3. Capable of precise or exact cutting.
4. Marked by acuity or intensity.

Significance:
• It defines acuity.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of sharp implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharp".
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing

Examples:
• "Scalpels must remain acute for surgical procedures."
• "Coulters are maintained acute for cooking."
• "Chasing arrows are designed to be acute."
• "Safety protocols mandate acutely maintained implements."
• "Machinery relies on acute razors for efficiency."

by Dmitrio October 6, 2025