accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

by trumantinkerbell April 15, 2006

accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020

accidental sexy

Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.

Janet: That dress is so cute on you.

Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.

Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.

Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.

by Scarlett Letter February 10, 2012

accidental tourist

While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.

"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."

by papafatwoody February 18, 2010

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 08, 2019

Accidental Sass

If you are being arrogant/sassy by accident/without the intent to be.

I can't hear you over the sound of people giving me money. = Accidental Sass

Soviet Womble - Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8)

by makale20 August 07, 2017

accidental orgy

When a group of people that are usually friends hang out and things get a little too sexual

Me and my friends were hanging out and it turned into an accidental orgy

by Igggjjhtyhv November 23, 2017