9-Able

A 9-Able man is a man capable of maintaining long-term relationships with 9/10 women in attractiveness. Top-tier women in their peak years (18-22) most often choose to settle down with 30-35 year old average guys who a) own property b) compliment her a lot and make her feel good c) clearly won't ever have any better option than her d) don't challenge her or make her feel bad and e) is much older than her. 9-10 level women are not very looks-oriented with men, and many of them have already "tasted" the most attractive men and want superior qualities so they usually settle for the beta described above. This is frustrating news for the "alpha males get all the pussy" crowd, but should actually be good news for them: there's no reason to fear these niggardly 30-something betas standing in the way of the hotties.

Guy 1: What’s up with that very average 32-year-old guy with the 9/10 smokin’ hot bwoad with the sweater yams bustin’ out of her cardigan?
Guy 2: Don’t sweat it. That beta is totally 9-Able!

Guy 1: Good point! Don’t forget that alpha males make up less than 5% of the male population, so such a cutey will almost always date betas if only due to the alpha scarcity.

by Eric Kazinsky October 19, 2015

Google-able

Something that will return a useful result when searched on Google is Google-able

The only reason I passed that big report was that my subject was completely Google-able

by Joe Hawkes-Cates January 20, 2008

non-write-on-able

you cannot write on it.

Those whiteboards in my classroom are non-write-on-able

by Whiteboards Forever September 25, 2007

skype-pic-able

Used to describe a person who, unfortunately, can usually be found making strange, exaggerated faces at any moment in time. The perfect type of friend for people who love taking embarrassing skype pictures.

I just got the BEST (most embarrassing) PICTURE OF YOU EVER! You are so skype-pic-able.

by abcrstlmnx September 5, 2011

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The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Throw-around-able

A term used to describe a person of petite stature. Pertaining mostly to the persons ability to be lifted and thrown around during the act of sex.

"Hey did you see that girl she was so throw-around-able."
or
"Wow she sure was throw-around-able."

by Holder March 30, 2008

whore-able

in comparison to the word horrible, means a female who is very open towards casual sexual relations.

joe: hows my chances with jess?
dick: really good dude, shes whore-able.
joe: really?
dick: oh ya, I boink'd her last night.

by bill leboubon December 29, 2008