Archie

A wonderful, intelligent, sweet guy who's very secretive when you first meet him, but is a great friend once he opens up. He makes the grades, is athletic, and loves video games. He's one of the sweetest most caring guys you will ever meet in your entire life. A pervert at times, but you get used to it after a while. Don't let his simplistic look fool you! He's a very open minded person.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Archie anywhere?
Person 2: Yea, he's in the library studying.
Person 1: Well, that's Archie for you.

by Princess Roo January 20, 2013

Archie

Archie is a very intelligent guy who loves sports and aspires to be a pro athlete and at first is shy however becomes confident and a real g don’t mess with an Archie they will beat yo ass up and he DOES HAVE A HORSE SHLONG

Waaaw Archie is so fit and sporty and has a horse shlong

by Big shlong hahaha December 22, 2020

achieving wood

Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis.
To achieve wood = to get an arection.

I am nervous, and therefore cannot achieve wood.
Achieving wood is necessary to perform sexual intercourse.

by kegduude July 21, 2006

Archie Andrews

The main character for Archie Comics and is a series regular in the CW's Riverdale hit TV show. Andrews is known as a fuckboi and has kissed 4 different girls in a single season. Played by KJ Apa, one of the participants of the Daddy Wars.

I think Archie Andrews is smashing our math teacher next door.

by riverdalehottie October 22, 2017

Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008

Archie

Man with a huge cock

I shagged Archie last night , he was huge down there !

by Bluepigeon34 January 27, 2018

archie flipping

A spoof of drug slang terminology such as candy/hippie flipping. Cocktail starting with 40 mg of Adderall, followed by a double shot (2 bottles) of 5 Hour Energy Extra Strength and chased with a 200 mL can of Starbucks Double Shot Espresso. The cocktail was created by architect students as a source to stay up in long durations. Also known as "Louis Kahn Cocktail".

I was archie flipping last night to finish my work. I'm surprised I didn't get a heart attack.

by cali spain May 6, 2009