an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

An Amber Heard

An act of defecation on a sleep space, typically a bed.

I playfully threatened my wife that I was gonna take an Amber Heard when we got home, she politely asked that I didnt poop on the bed as I would be washing the sheets.

by The Bucket is Empty May 11, 2022

An Irish Tale

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

An Amber Heard

The act of depositing one’s own human fecal matter on their partner’s side of the bed. Usually in anger, but possibly not.

When Johnny upset his wife she took an Amber Heard on his side of the bed. Then took a picture and sent it to him. Johnny didn’t know what to think, but thought it better than to go sleep over that night.

by Joey Lightyears April 26, 2022

an apollo ridge

A dirt school that has bad internet and kids who juul in school. Dont forget about no bathroms.

Man that school is a surely an apollo ridge

by JLute January 4, 2019

an IT-tard

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020