joel

joel is the most amazing person ever. hes the guy that'll stick by your side even after the horrible things you did to him. he would love to until the end of time, even when you've moved on, and would wait for you until his last breath. he'll show you what love really is, and protect you with everything he has. don't let him go, and if he falls for you, then you can see your life as complete.
person 1: i got through depression about 5 years ago
person 2: who helped you through it?
person 1: joel did
person 2: is he here with you even now?
person 1: ofc.
by ihopeyoudontdie June 29, 2021
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Joel

A male creature that has been engineered to fuck women off.
Ole girl started dating Joel. Damn, she's gonna be emotionally screwed by the time that's over
by Blucifixtion July 22, 2022
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Joel is a THIC 6 foot tall dude when young. Grows up to about 6'5. Joel is someone you don't want to pass up. He will give you the best lap dances and will forever give you the vacuum double seal gawk gawk 360 combo.
Random: Who is that cute boy?

Person Not Named Naty: Oh that's Joel. Hes a fucking hottie.
by Thicccccccccc with 10 c's November 01, 2019
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Joel

Sexy ass nigga with a sexy ass voice
Girl: "I wanna fuck Joel"
by TheOniXari January 29, 2021
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joel

the most perfect guy in the whole entire world, super funny and nice. fills you with joy and happiness. you couldn’t ask for a better person in your life. absolute perfection and makes you feel so blessed ❤️
joel is the most perfect person in the whole entire world 😍
by sftdude February 04, 2020
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A very handsome boy, with a huge penis. Very talented in sports and many other activities.
by Jamal freeman March 06, 2019
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Joel

Someone who is an amazing friend but also a great friend with benefits.

Enjoys late night drunk hookups.
Has wandering hands.

If you're friends with a Joel, you're very lucky.
You're about to pass out drunk when you realise a joel is in your pants.
by benefitial ben January 25, 2011
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