Trinity Barlow

A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.

Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt

by Akali ^-^ May 25, 2022

Mr Barlow

He is the best and all mighty god of the human realm, when he teaches Design, the entire class is mesmerized and cant wait to see him again. He is so cool and scary. He will tell you to leave the room while smiling and looking at a different classmate. He seems like he has yellow eyes and somehow has never dropped his laptop while going upstairs to teach drama. He will always be late but his students dont care because they love him too much

Student 1: WHO IS THAT, HE IS SO COOL!!!

Student 2: THATS MR BARLOW, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR BARLOW?

Mr. Barlow: youre late, get out of my classroom :)

by MashallaBruderPerson February 1, 2023

The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

by king1dominate April 9, 2017

Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.

Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.

by Jjkjvtyv June 11, 2023

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead

What school do u go

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

Bet u get touched

I do

by Hehdheuehehbdjdjfud July 13, 2023

Zac Barlow

Great lad. Brentford home + away. HOWEVER, he's typically caught misbehaving around 'Hinchley wood' and has been caught 'with his trousers down' in a place of liturgical worship. He's known for scoring own goals both in Sunday league and on a night out.

'Zac B' can be used as a adjective to describe someone who loves the old soccer AM but is a top lad who will always host if you black mail him enough.

I love Zac.

Did you see that herbivore he got with last night?, he's done a proper Zac Barlow.

by Hippo0123 April 20, 2023

barlow

an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet

"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"

by theonenonlybarlow May 6, 2021