Baker

A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.

Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker

by Logan Hira March 5, 2009

Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.

Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!

by Sir Sven II January 13, 2009

Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.

Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?

by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 1, 2017

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.

Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.

by ISimpOverBritishBoys March 10, 2021

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)

X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker

by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022

jamir baker

A kid who supports mrclickbait ftw

Do you know jamir baker?

You mean the guy who supports mrboss?

by Blahblah829 October 28, 2020

Baker's Folly

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

by boatbutter March 6, 2007