Zijing

Zijing, a Chinese female name meaning quiet and peaceful but is secretly a time bomb inside. Sweet and innocent on the outside with a explosive little girl on the inside. The food comes with the bad of course, while a Zijing is a crazed jealous girl she is also a sex crazed Dynamo with a sexual abundance that will make any man almost completely forget her short comings. She's off the charts intelligent with the driving ability of Stevie Wonder meets Ray Charles meets Betty White. You will find yourself powerless against her apology and always welcome her back knowing that some hot ass is soon to follow.

Did you hear that he married a Zijing? Yeah, he's fucked.

by I guy who bangs Zijing January 20, 2017

Ziring

The unusually hairy testicles of a ram during mating season.

This afternoon I went to the zoo, and saw a rams ziring's.

by VP-ISA February 6, 2010

Ziming

An unusually large dick

"Dude, he's a ziming"

by Aye Dawg March 31, 2009

ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

by Haze March 23, 2004

Ziink

Ziink 0wns j00r mama.

omfg, i got owned by Ziink

by Kekz0r October 22, 2008

ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com

Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.

by John March 23, 2004

skinny zipping

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003