zinger

an irritating itch found on one's sphincter, often caused by a seeping hemroid.

Man, this hemroid is giving me a real zinger!

by dLawrenceR October 29, 2009

Zambezi Zinger

When you're at the club, and you find yourself staring deeply into a giant's eyes all night slow dancing to All 4 One, steadily becoming hypnotized as your loins burn with lust. You wake up the next morning wondering where you are with an unmistakable pain in your butthole, as the giant rolls over and whispers in your ear, "Whoops, I forgot to take my Biktarvy."

That giant stared into my eyes and gave me the Zambezi Zinger.

by B.J. Boulderjack August 17, 2022

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

asian zinger

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole

damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger

by Assboy35 September 25, 2021

david zinger

infinite expansion

david zinger you should start dieting

by dictionary1231211435 May 24, 2022

zinger war

A war or batle of epic proportions containing zinger snacks. known to cause casualties of deliciousness and bruises on back with cream filledness.

"hey everyone, Zinger war!"
"Oh no! blind fire! blind fire!"
"Gernada!"

by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010

rasberry zinger

When you cum inside a girl on her period

I just gave that girl a rasberry zinger

by art haul July 30, 2011