Zayn

A queer with no purpose in life. Steps on anyone to get ahead. Has a serious lack of intellect with an extreme case of uncoordination. Usually has a large gut and slits for nipples. Can also be used as a synononym for idiot.

A fat kid trips and falls. "Oh man, what a Zayn!"

by Chelzea Clinton March 13, 2009

Zayn Malik

The hottest man on the planet

Person: Who’s the hottest man on the planet

Everyone: Zayn Malik

by Ed Sheerans ankle February 23, 2021

gotta zayn

it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.

sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.

by ksizzle123 June 21, 2015

gotta zayn

the act of leaving quickly without any notice or warning to anyone at a random time when things get stressful or annoying (just like zayn did with one direction)

teacher - time for your presentation

you- okay well gotta zayn

by hoodgirl1996 January 21, 2016

Gotta Zayn

Leaving during the middle of something vaguely important. (Comes from Zayn Malik leaving One Direction in the middle of a tour)

*in the middle of playing basketball*
Guy 1- Bro where are you going?
Guy 2- Sorry man, the fam wants me to go pick up food, gotta Zayn.

Girl 1- Hey Jan wanna go with us to the mall?

Girl 2- I can't! Mom wants me home, gotta Zayn! See you later!

by Girl-In-Ashes August 21, 2015

Pull a Zayn

to 'Pull a Zayn' is the act of sudden leave. to dispatch from a small or large group, or to simply altogether remove one's self from an awkward situation. (Definition/Act inspired by the 1D member Zayn Malik)

tom: hey you going to that party tonight?

susan: ah, nah I think I'm gonna zayn it.

friend: hey man let's go do some hardcore drugs!!!
you: zayn! *leaves*

"are you bailing on me man? c'mon don't pull a zayn on me now, you're my best man at this wedding!"

troy: what about us, what about everything we've been through

gabriella: ....I gotta go my own way.... zayn! *skips away*

by Kam K March 28, 2015

Zayn Malik

Zayn Malik is the most , i repeat , the most amazing singer in the world. Known for his amazing singing , he is also the most beautiful man on earth. HE IS A BOON TO MANKIND❤❤

A : Who is the most amazing singer in the world ?
B : ZAYN MALIK

by forever_zigi_ January 20, 2018