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Penis Yeltsin

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.
"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"
by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019
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Yelt

In the words of Stevi 'Means hi. hello. bonjour.
w,e' in Scotland.
So,
there you go. :)
Stevi: Pure Slash Yelt! :)
Dan: AHAHA :)
Jeff:HAHAHAHA!
by Dannnn, Jeff and Stevi April 15, 2008
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Yeltzin

Did you go to that yeltzin gig? They fucking rocked!
by Rock Wallaby October 12, 2008
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yvetal

(N):

1. The legendary bird of death from the game Pokémon Y.

2. A shitty person who is actually misunderstood due to their society teaching them what said society wanted them to learn; A very obscure fantroll from the webcomic Homestuck.
1: "Dude, I finally caught a Yvetal in Pokémon, I'm so stoked to use him."

2. "Yeah, that dude must have been from a foreign country or some shit. He's a total Yvetal."
by Professor TB March 22, 2017
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Yeltzin

1)to seek revenge on an ex-girlfriend by climbing on top of her car and shooting your load in front of a huge crowd, probably gathered in a town square. It can also involve using the support from this crowd to bring about government reform.
2)The act of Screaming and Vomiting in the same motion.
1)When Rudy Guiliani originally climbed on top of the BMW to Yeltzin Donna Hanover for that book she wrote, but when he saw the throngs response to his money shot (or to his thong, he wasn't exactly certain), he was able to push for stricter gun controls for NYC, and a ban on public spitting.
2)Dubyatook another shot of Jose Cuervo and shouted "I am the new Jesus, Bwaaaaaaa!" The vomit sprayed the far wall of the oval office. Yeltzin was visiting the White House for the first time since his death.
by Dinkins January 17, 2008
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Yeltsin's Curse

The curse suffered by a good percentage of Eastern Europe women who, as they age, look more and more like witches.
Guy1: Dude, I wanna marry an Eastern euro girl.

Guy2: Yea, but beware Yeltsin's Curse!
by GrandPanj April 13, 2011
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Yelton

Going Yelton is: going ape S**t in someones office area after they pranked you, as payback. Taking all the stuff off the top of the desk and shoving it into drawers or tossing it underneath the desk.
Bob went Yelton on Fred after he prank called him many times.
by AOutlaw August 27, 2013
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