Your Mum

as described above by almost everyone else.

You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'

I use it on my kids.

DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode

Your Mum by Dusty Munchkin February 13, 2010

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Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

Your mum by mistercooool July 27, 2009

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your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.

Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|

your mum by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007