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Be Cool, Bag Your Tool 

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
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the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you
~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad! 

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody
Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

zip your soup-cooler 

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!

im cooler than your face 

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.
Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face