double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.

Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!

by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

yolker

The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.

Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants

by donniel May 26, 2006

Yoner

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

Yoder Swag

After you you max out at Yoder's Country Kitchen Buffet and you can't walk right because you're so full

man I just maxxed out on 3 plates, I'm gonna have some bad Yoder Swag.

that guy's moving pretty slow, he must have that Yoder Swag.

by iceicebabytoocold January 14, 2010

Yoder

Amish feller

He looks like a yoder

by Steely Stacks January 10, 2018

Yoner

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

by Shacker September 11, 2018