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yoda

the singer of the best song in the world ~'Seagulls'~
yoda

Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now stop! Put me down.
I love to groove and boogie
Yea-a-a-ah
(Great)
Show you some dance moves! Mmmmm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
(Stop it please)
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah
(Don't hit me)
hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha
(Please)
hmm hm hm hm ha
(Dont hit me)
(C'mon man, quick that bangin')
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho ho ho-ooh Yeah! I forgot I did that.
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
birds will fly at your face.
Wuwhuhuhuhuah!
Run
Run
Run
Jump
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine.
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
rocks with your special gift
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now breathe.
That's good.
Yeah, like that.
Like that.
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick,

and I was like, "That log had a child."
Hmmm
Listen boy, someday when you are older
you could get hit by a boulder.
While you're lyin' there screamin',

"Come help me please, " the seagulls
HMM
Poke your knees!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
Stop it now!
by mickeymouseistheshit March 11, 2019
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yoda

little green ass muppet that can disapear when ever he wants.
over this enter view is.
by white boy June 13, 2003
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yoda

whats yoda or yoda is used in place of whats up, whats good, or in some odd cases whats gucci. saying gucci is not cool anymore. saying yoda is.
you: oh hey. yoda
me: oh hiii nothing hbu
by ello govna January 19, 2011
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yoda

Synonym of very, to be accented of one characteristic.
That girl is yoda fat.

This job pays me yoda money!

I have to take a yoda dump.
by Torgo Rouzdouer September 13, 2003
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yoda

Ya nigga Tommy got a phat-ass Yoda wagon with hammers & a rag top.
by Willy October 8, 2003
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yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.
In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"
by Kyle March 8, 2005
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yoda

Very potent Marijuana.Nice green , good amount of crystals.
" *kicks in door* , Who's got the Yoda "
by Staches September 29, 2007
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