Yonkers

that city right next to the city that new york state tax law is obsessed with

Do you have child that earns income in Yonkers????????

Yonkers by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026

Yonkers Fans 

People who just heard the track "Yonkers" by Tyler The Creator and think there down for odd future.

usually some sort of hypebeast.

Tom: Yo man whats your favorite track from tyler the creator?

Yonkers Fan: Yonkers.

Tom: you like earl sweatshirt?

Yonkers fan: whats an earl sweatshirt?

hypebeast tyler the creator earl sweatshirt Yonkers fans

Yonkers Fans by NotAyonkersFan January 11, 2012

yonkers high school 

supposedly the best high school in yonkers. people think its the best school, but there are fights almost everyday. it has an IB program that most people take in 11th and 12th grade but it takes most of their life and time away. its also shared with a middle school which isnt the best thing. most people are rude and think they got clout because they're on the soccer team or they juul all the time.

person: what school you go to?
yhs freshie: i go to yonkers high school ! i love it there and they have the best teachers ever!111!!111!!111!

yonkers high school by 30030303 November 11, 2018

Yonkers Eulogy

Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY

My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!

Yonkers Eulogy by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers) 

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.

person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers) by Shabangbang101 November 14, 2018

yonkers brave jv 2025

Jace Brown (#4, QB1) and Thomas Dedde (#3) form a dynamic duo for the Yonkers Brave JV, bringing leadership, skill, and energy to the field. As QB1, Jace Brown leads the offense with confidence, strong decision-making, and a clear understanding of the game. He sets the tone for the team, staying composed under pressure and motivating his teammates to play their best.

On the other side, Thomas Dedde shines as a dependable and hardworking cornerback. Wearing number 3, he brings focus and intensity to the defense, using his awareness and effort to challenge opponents and make key stops. His consistency and determination make him a player his team can trust.

Together, Jace and Thomas represent teamwork and balance—offense and defense working hand in hand. Their dedication and positive impact help make the Yonkers Brave JV stronger every time they step onto the field.

Dynamic duo of yonkers brave jv 2025

yonkers brave jv 2025 by HouseOfHiglightsNY December 21, 2025

South Yonkers

Usually means Southwest Yonkers, the part with all the crime and drugs.

From around Lake to Caryl and the Hudson to Saw Mill.

South Yonkers by Matt November 4, 2004