writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.

My friend yells writing a god damn check.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.

No Example for Writing Songs

by ut00b October 14, 2008

writing on IM

writing on IM can consist of...
shortning of words so that the proccess of typing is shortened...because seriously some people dont want to read paragraphs when there IMing around 5 people at the same time!!

.........lol lmao lmfao jk wtf sn im aim omg omfg sXe hXc camfmofo ugh hey wassup wazzup haha lolz nvm nm w/e h/j b/j....i think you get the point...........

also some people like to make the words look cooler by substituting letters for numbers or other letters, sometimes repeating a letter
(so be carefull when reading so you dont miss read somthing and make a disaster happer because of it)

writing on IM....

1. 0mfg i jst g0t bak frum z0cc3r
(i find that kind annoying sometimes personally)

2. omfg i lost my HW and if my mom finds out im dead!

3. ii lost my diinosaur iin the iice cream OR rawr! iim a Diinosaur

4. person 1: hey wazzup person 2: nm u? person 1: same

5. ! l05t my n3w v!d30 g4m3 5y5t3m !n th3 p00l

ETC....

by BackPack December 12, 2005

Writing Poetry

Urinating in a toilet.

Origins:
Person A: Whenever I need to pee lately, the feeling doesnt start to build up gradually any more. One moment I don't need to pee, next moment I do.
Person B: That's really beautiful. You should write poetry.

"Where is (person)?"
"She is in the bathroom, writing poetry."

by A Poet October 20, 2008

Writing Sign

The symbol located in any chat showing that the other person is typing. This usually happens after a pause in conversation or a wrong turn in the chat. Usually a person begins to type to keep the conversation going but sees the other person typing too and out of laziness lets the other say something pointless.

Guy 1. It's so hard to keep a convo with this girl.
Guy 2. Why's that?
Guy 1. She's so random, if I didn't see her Writing Sign this conversation wouldn't make any sense!

by Steve Machete December 14, 2010

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011